haterween

I hate Halloween. Yes, world, I went there. I hate Halloween. I've hated Halloween since I was sixteen and my parents and I got food poisoning celebrating my mother's birthday the night before (never get the chocolate fudge cake at the Cheesecake Factory. Why did we get anything that wasn't cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory?… Continue reading haterween

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boys don’t make passes…

I believe that the wearing of glasses should be exclusive to nerds. Let me tell you what sparked this audacious statement: Of late, I have seen many a photo of my elementary and middle school classmates doing their creepy sorority cult poses* and noticed that many of these obnoxiously pretty girls are wearing GLASSES. When… Continue reading boys don’t make passes…