we can’t rewind, we’ve gone too far

I can't figure out why YouTube wants me to watch Carpool Karaoke and segments from the Ellen Show so badly.

an office of one’s own

On reading in the 21st century: “God help me if I have to wade through another gratuitous description of the hysterical wife of a put-upon man chafing at the bonds of corporate servitude and his milquetoast children. Give me Eileen and her constipation any day.”